14
Jul
Static Coin Site
Here’s how I viewed this site.
“Oh, a high-gloss coin. How wonderful. Maybe I should click on the coin to further my experience that is ChaChing.org. What? Nothing happened… That’s odd.” (Click) (Click)
I half-expected the coin to get up and dance.
“Maybe there is a hidden link conveniently located in the corners of the site. (Scrolling to corners and waiting for a rollover to appear) ChaChing.org, are you messing with me? I’m not that computer illiterate. I can successfully operate most apps on facebook… (clicking the coin and holding for 20 seconds) Maybe it’s like a safe knob. (clicking and holding trying to drag the coin off-axis) OK, this is really bothering me, now, ChaChing.stupid. (erratically clicking the coin in an Allegro tempo)”
This is about the time when I thought that I saw Lady Liberty smirking at me adding to my frustration.
(L-L-I-B-B-E-R-R-T-Y-Y)
(Long-Long-Short. Short-Long-Short)
“ChaChing.org? What kind of an organization is this? Mensa? (slowly moving the cursor up and down to see if the coin’s eyes moved) Trust in God. You better trust that I don’t find you on the ground and ‘accidentally’ drop you on some train tracks”
Defeated. I gave up and exited out of the tab, my eyes watering like a little kid that was picked on by someone bigger than he is. Mensa.