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14

Jul

Static Coin Site

Here’s how I viewed this site.

“Oh, a high-gloss coin.  How wonderful.  Maybe I should click on the coin to further my experience that is ChaChing.org.  What?  Nothing happened…  That’s odd.”  (Click) (Click)

I half-expected the coin to get up and dance.

“Maybe there is a hidden link conveniently located in the corners of the site.  (Scrolling to corners and waiting for a rollover to appear)  ChaChing.org, are you messing with me?  I’m not that computer illiterate.  I can successfully operate most apps on facebook…  (clicking the coin and holding for 20 seconds)  Maybe it’s like a safe knob.  (clicking and holding trying to drag the coin off-axis)  OK, this is really bothering me, now, ChaChing.stupid.  (erratically clicking the coin in an Allegro tempo)”

This is about the time when I thought that I saw Lady Liberty smirking at me adding to my frustration.

(L-L-I-B-B-E-R-R-T-Y-Y)

(Long-Long-Short.  Short-Long-Short)

“ChaChing.org?  What kind of an organization is this?  Mensa?  (slowly moving the cursor up and down to see if the coin’s eyes moved)  Trust in God.  You better trust that I don’t find you on the ground and ‘accidentally’ drop you on some train tracks”

Defeated.  I gave up and exited out of the tab, my eyes watering like a little kid that was picked on by someone bigger than he is.  Mensa.